Saturday, May 12, 2007

Starbucks

Isn't it enough that they have addicted us to their various coffees and teas? Isn't it enough that they charge out the ass for their coffees and teas?
Isn't it enough that they are everywhere?
Isn't it enough that they charge out the ass for their coffees and teas?
Isn't it enough that I feel like I am having dessert when I drink their coffees and teas?
Isn't it enough that they serve desserts?
Isn't it enough that they serve breakfast type food?
Isn't it enough that they serve lunch type food?
Isn't it enough that they charge out the ass for their coffees and teas?

Isn't it enough? Apparently not! They invented their own language when it comes to sizes..........Tall, Grande, and Venti......seriously, what was wrong with good ole small, medium, and large?

You can have no-fat, whole, decaf, soy, sweet n low, splenda, sugar free syrup.

So an order of a Venti No-fat Decaf Cinnamon Dolce Latte with sugar free syrup is a mouth full. My thoughts are that if you are paying out the ass for their coffees and teas they ought to make it easier to order!

Maybe I will start a Starbucks Anonymous so that I can ween myself and others of the addiction of these coffees and teas. I will begin by saying I know I have a problem! 11 steps to go.
Peace Out

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