So, just when I am having trouble dealing with Anonymity...it hits me. Why not Google my name? I type out Charles Edwards and find that there are literally hundreds of other people with my name. Among them is an Actor (British, of course), several Soldiers, a professor or two, a Doctor, Lawyer, and Indian Chief. Ok, maybe not an I. C. It takes me about 23 pages to get to a reference of the real me. I feel way down the chain of importance. Some Charles Edwards's are dead for God sakes and getting Google space ahead of me!
Heck, I google a friend Mike Artell and find 30 pages of Google shit just on him. Should it matter if he is a world-renown author and illustrator of children's books? He did give me a shout out in one of his books which means something, eh? I am not sure that he doesn't spend all his waking hours Googling his name for it to be recorded on their lists or did he pay a fee? Never mind, he's just famous and a all round good guy, too.
Then I opted to try Anonymous.....BINGO. Lot's of Google hits. There are a ton of Quotes attributed to me. That's pretty fking cool. Let me go forth and quote my ass off. I do have somewhat of a jump on that, as I have told many a friend my philosophy of life. It is a short phrase of three words. If you don't know it, you gotta call me to get it Grasshopper.
In the meantime....I remain....Anonymous.
Peace Out and Rock On!
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