How much is that? EXACTLY, Bitch!

Is it just me? Watch what you say?
Is it just me or is every "special","reduction", and/or "price" not the REAL price?

A.T.&T. get local and long distance for $49.99 a month.
Tack on federal taxes, FCC mandated call tax, technicians donut fund, and squirrel wire maintenance for a total of $64.79

American Airlines - New Orleans to Key West - $456.77 per person, Oops don't forget Airport Tax , Port Entry tax, 911 Tax, HA HA your bags are lost tax, Federal Tax for a total of $1057.55 for two people.

Office Depot - ADvertised $664.99...........This here computer that I am using.........Bundle package.....Originally $994.99, discounted $320 ($250 mail in rebate.....mother fuckers...use my money for 8-10weeks and then return it) discounted at the register and a free fucking printer (oops, gotta do another mail-in rebate, BITCH).....add every tax in the f...ing world and the bill is $1035.76.

Eddie Bauer $13.00 charge for new watch band........Wait a minute........must include shipping and handling charge, etc. $23.00

You get the point, my point is why can't it just be 1.99 and that be it? Period!

Can't tell you how much time I spend trying to find the fucking BOTTOM LINE.
Do you hear me out there America? BOTTOM F>>>ING LINE.

Please comment with your own stories.

Nothing is as it seems, sadly.

BTW, Viva Fair Day (we are off on Friday).
Peace Out