Ode to my Iceberg

What has happened to my Iceberg?
I just don't know.

What has happened to my Iceberg?
It's not on a TV show.

What has happened to my Iceberg?
Emeril and Flay tout the rest

What has happened to my Iceberg?
It's the Best.

What has happened to my Iceberg?
People want Boston, Mixed Green, and Bib

What has happened to my Iceberg?
I love it and that's no Fib

What has happened to my Iceberg?
Damn, I had it on a sandwich today and it kicked ass.

Viva Iceberg Lettuce
Peace Upon You.