The Snow Melt

Looking back now...it all seems a dream…a package by courier…inside………..the cute little Snowman …….at first I noticed the red scarf…… …how cute……………then the candy cane in his hand…….how cute…………..finally the ear muffs………ahhhhhhhh…….no wait……he also sings a happy holiday song……how cute…….oops, there is more……it seems he has dropped his hat behind him…..how cute…………oh, NO……...that hat is to catch his poo after he sings his happy holiday song……cute still in maybe a weird sort of way…………..many, many, many people came by the desk to see him……….…how cute…..what is it and what does he do? they asked ………”touch him and see”………he begins……….the song………how cute………….then, the poo.......simple huh?..........even more people came to see him……….over………and over……..and over again……………that song…………..simple enough……… Thumpa, Thumpa, Thumpa…..Lumpa, Lumpa, Lumpa, Happy Holiday!..…….but……people kept coming back by…….that song…………that D@@@ song………..then the POO…….over and over again……the seasonal ornament had lost its cuteness……………the song, the poo…………… and even when he seemed to be empty he would somehow poo………then for no reason at all he began to sing that song without prodding or the manual touch……..singing……over and over again…..would that battery not DIE? …..he continued to sing…………I needed it to stop....now....now you hear.....Ah Ha......why not try duck tape...certainly that would work....no more song...no more poo....certainly it would work?........oh no....

THE DUCT TAPE WOULDN'T MAKE IT STOP...WHY WOULDN'T IT STOP...DID IT HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST ME?...MAKE IT STOP! THEN THE BLUR...THE SNOWMAN HAS GONE BYE BYE. SUFFICE TO SAY THAT PLASTIC DOESN'T NOT HOLD UP WELL UNDER THE WEIGHT AND PRESSURE OF BRICK. A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES. AHHH, THE QUIET!

Viva Beth

Viva The Snowman

Peace Upon You (now that D**MN Snowman's Gone)