Friday, July 3, 2009

A Work in Progress...

Below you will see the final Thesis of Michael Huey Dubois in support of his attempt to earn a Masters Degree at OCD University in House Move-In Mangement. It should be noted that Mr. Dubois' Thesis Committee dinged his earlier drafts resulting in many revisions.

The committee also notes that even with the completion of his thesis requirement Mr. Dubois may in fact be refused a diploma based on what the committee referred to as "egregious" misuse of his Microsoft Outlook Calendar. A clear indication that several times Mr. Dubois has recorded incorrectly in the M.O.C. which resulted in him making unwarranted and unscheduled business trips. It should be further noted that members of the Committee while somewhat impressed by the thesis are in agreement that Mr. Dubois has routinely lost focus. Points were deducted for the "Movie" section as it is unclear what is Mr. Dubois' choice. At OCD University we all know that that is totally unacceptable.


Mr. Dubois' Thesis:

New Home
Work Schedule

Friday / Saturday
Flower Beds
- Remove stones
- Clip hedges and bushes
- Pull weeds
- Remove unwanted plants
- Trim trees and thin
House - outside
- Remove unwanted ground tile walk ways
- pressure wash house
- pressure wash garage
- pressure wash drive way
- pressure wash side walks
- pressure wash back porch
- Clean Gutters
- Mow yard
- Weed eat and edge
House – inside
- Clean walls before painting
- Paint garage
- Clean garage doors
- Install Peg board
- Remove carpet
- Clean concrete
- Disinfect concrete
- Disinfect tile
- check gas outlet behind stove
Friday night
- Dinner at the famous Spring Creek BBQ
- Movie ?
Saturday night
- Dinner
- Fireworks
Sunday 5 Jul 09
- drive home
- R & R

Not sure if the following is everything we talked about, but it is a start J
Lloyd
Drill
Rakes
Tree tools
Painting equipment
Francis
Weed eater
Hedger


Respectfully submitted,
Dr. Michael Broussard, Dean OCD University
Ph. D. in Grassology, Garage Organization, and Automobile Waxing.

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