Monday, December 3, 2007

Ryan's Laws

1. The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. (i.e. - Any and all leaves in the neighborhood when dead, fallen to the ground, and have been acted upon by an outside force will end up in my POOL).

2. Any and all leaves in the neighborhood in universal motion will stay in universal motion until they end up in my POOL.

3. For every leaf in the POOL, there is an equal and opposite reaction of me being PISSED OFF.

Anyone get the pun?

Peace upon you.

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